The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

awesomism by Coach Ken April 22, 2008

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Awesomism

Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.

Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”

Awesomism by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020

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awsomesauce

The description of how incredibly awsome something is.

The term 'Awsomesauce' is only to be used on things that are -extremely- awsome beyond all otherwords (read: not just awsum or awshumm).
The incorrect use of this word automatically labels you as a square, resulting in public redicule of your person and a destroyed sense of pride.

A commonly used antonym of this word is the effective lamesauce.

"Oh man, that's freaking awsomesauce!"

awsomesauce by Lady Hitlar July 14, 2007

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awesomist

someone who's job is to be awesome.

john green; writer, vlogger, awesomist.

awesomist by facilitate my downfall September 28, 2011

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