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awkwardist 

An awkwardist: someone who makes every situation awkward.
He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.
awkwardist by Danlod2 May 5, 2023

awkwardist 

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
awkwardist by MissStarfish March 2, 2009

door awkwardness 

When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.
In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...
door awkwardness by monkeyispretty December 15, 2010

Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.
She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

awkwarditity 

The act of awkardness.
Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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