When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.
Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.
by Maebabe January 1, 2018
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A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.
She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!
by JLambert November 17, 2010
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