awkturd

noun- an awkward moment. Also short for the "awkward turtle". Doing the awkward turtle movement shows that a situation is completely awkward.

"I don't want to be here, this is really awkturd."
"Man, it's hella awkturd in there!"

by Cdubsz August 26, 2009

awkturt

the combination of the words awkward and turtle to make an even more awkward word

use in awkward situations

being with someone and having nothing to talk about, this is awkturt

by ronilynda August 4, 2010

Awk-Turd

An akward turd. When you have to crap at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.

Sam: How was Cindy's party?
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded

I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.

by eyeseegee October 31, 2010

awktard

An awkward bastard.

I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard

by Squirrellyness July 2, 2009

social awktard

A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.

Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard

by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013