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awktits-titties that are akward looking or akward to be around.
Wow amanda has some awktits today.
awktits by amanda wynn November 23, 2010
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awktipus 

awktipus- someone who is always awkard to the point where he/she is known as an awktipus for their status of awkwardness.
ex. Mary:Did you see what Kasey did today?
Tom:Yes, he's so weird.
Mary:*sigh* Such an awktipus.
awktipus by Miss. Amazingpants January 22, 2011
When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.
Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off
awktion by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013
A term used to describe an awkward situation, especially in passing.
"I just saw that guy I hooked up with last night and we didn't acknowledge each other. It was so awkcity!!"

"I am a permanent resident of awkcity!"

Awktistic 

When a non-autistic person is so introverted, and socially awkward, you think they are actually suffering from autism.
“I’m not sure why she’s not talking or making eye contact. She’s acting really “Awktistic” right now, and I don’t know what to say.”
Awktistic by Roogotjokes February 28, 2020

Awksitch 

A compound of 'awkward' and 'situation'. Shortens the phrase to one word for ease and wit.
A: Oh, how's your boyfriend?
B: We broke up....
C: Awksitch....
Awksitch by LCAS May 23, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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