awkman

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a human being that engages in situations that are always awkward.
has been known to pass out on his friends lawn when he isnt home

"oh fuck awkman is here"
awkman says "fuck your shit, bitch"

awkman by frank caliendo September 25, 2006

Words you can keep

Awoman

The time Democrats finally admitted there are only two genders.

Go in peace, amen and awoman!

Awoman by MD1117 January 3, 2021

Related Words

awkman • Awkmantic • Awoman • Ackman • awman • awkmazing • Awkwank • Ackman Effect • ackmanifol • Ackmaning

Awoman

A nonsensical word used by dumb dipshit Democrats who don’t know the meaning of Amen and are pretending to be praying to God when in reality they worship satan

We lift this prayer to you.

Amen and Awoman

Awoman by Old Wise E January 4, 2021

Awkmantic

awkward+romantic=awkmantic
an awkward yet romantic situation.

hooking up on the piano bench was totally awkmantic!

dude! the play with sam was totally awkmantic...

i was such a thirdwheel...making the situation for the two of them completely awkmantic

Awkmantic by motorcycle_babe August 3, 2010

Awoman

A term coined by politicians attempting to appease the SJW crowd, that, while having no linguistic meaning, roughly translates in political jargon as ' Vote for me, you idiot'

“We ask it in the name of the monotheistic God, Brahma, and ‘God’ known by many names by many different faiths. Amen and awoman.” ~Rep Emanuel Cleaver. Swearing in of the 117th Congress~

Awoman by TheDarkRabbit January 4, 2021

Ackman

Ackman is an Australian slang term for defecation. It was first used by Hugh Jackman.

"Now, I need to go take what I like to call a "Huge Ackman". Ackman is Australian slang for shit. Don't look it up."

Ackman by HJMs PR team October 17, 2023

Awoman

Is not a word at all, it’s a word made up on January 4th 2020 by illiterate Rep. In congress at the end of his prayer, because he doesn’t know Amen isn’t a gender word. Amen means “so be it” or Webster dictionary Definition of Amen—used to express solemn ratification (as of an expression of faith) or hearty approval (as of an assertion). There is no distinction of gender in Amen so there’s no reason to make up words like awoman. Awoman is not in Webster’s dictionary so that is proof it’s not a word.

Awoman is not a word.

Awoman by mirina January 4, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026