awkasm
Guy 1: I can't believe her Dad spent most of her 21st speech talking about how she was born a man.
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!
awkasm by DonnyDonsen October 16, 2010
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Awkasaurus
1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.
2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."
Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"
Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."
Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.
2. *watching a movie with a friend*
*parents walk in on the one sex scene*
Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"
Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."
Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.
2. *watching a movie with a friend*
*parents walk in on the one sex scene*
Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011
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awgasm
When a person, almost always but not necessarily a female under the age of 21, shows very emphatically that they think something is cute and/or pitiable; often times they will make a high-pitched "ohhh-"type sound, hence, they have an awgasm.
awgasm by Herbert Oscar Forsberg III March 11, 2007
awkasaurus rex
General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.
In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
awkasaurus rex by chaboisamye November 30, 2015
Arkasm
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