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Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex 

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
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Awesome sexiness 

A male who emanates sexy. Usually a chick magnet. Also tends to have amazing genitals.
Chuck Norris is awesome sexiness, justin beiber is not.
Awesome sexiness by ShadoxI January 9, 2012

awesome sexpants 

-it is when you get or receive something great or a term of great excitement
-a term of great happiness to show how happy and awesome you really are
GUY "Ah i just got an A on that test"
GIRL "That is awesome sexpants man!"

GUY "dude thats so awesome sexpants what you did today"

"I am awesome sexpants!"

Super Sexy Awesome

When something is not only super, sexy, or awesome, but a combination of the three.
Example 1:
Jill: I'm pregnant.
Jack: OMG THAT'S SO SUPER SEXY AWESOME!
Jill: It's yours...
Jack: *gone*

sexy-awesome 

A description used for someone who is both sexy and awesome. A sexy-awesome person is always higher than joy.
sexy-awesome by higherthanjoy October 24, 2009

Awesome-sexual

1. Of or pertaining to the awesomeness of sexuality.
2. Those that aren't quite heterosexual, aren't quite homosexual, and aren't quite bisexual, but somewhere in between. Must also portray a particularly high amount of awesomeness.
3. Drinking large quantities of tea is also a plus.
"Since we like eachother and are both awesome-sexual, let's hook up."
Awesome-sexual by Andrew Brennan January 5, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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