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a more awesome way to say the word awesome, derived from the south park episode AWESIMO.
jon hu: wow yuta...u have the most awesimo dick i have ever seen!
yuta: wtf are u looking at u fuckin gay retard!
katie: WHAT!?
yuta: o shit...it's the word gestapo again!
awesimo by jon hu May 5, 2006
awesimo is another word for awesome, but in a much awesomer or in other words awesimo way.
Edgar: wow, thats awesome
Jessica: NO!! Its awesimo
awesimo by ecastellanos1234 August 22, 2011
so far beyond awesome that the spelling had to be changed. Few people or things in this world can reach this high of a level.
Sally is so awesmoe that everytime I see her I have a spontaneous orgasm.
awesmoe by Gerally D. Smarty August 7, 2007

Awesimitude 

Noun.

A word, synonymous to "awesome", that describes the amount of awesome in a quantifiable manner.

Even when an amount is not stated, Awesimitude often implies large amounts of Awesome.

NOTE: Awesimitude is spelled by replacing both the "o" and the second "e" in Awesome with the letter "i".
Awesimitude, NOT Awesomitude
Mr. T. is a man of great Awesimitude. He could pity three thousand foo's in one second, given the opportunity.

Walking into the room, his stride conveyed his Awesimitude to everyone around him.

Awesimitude is not to be confused with "Awesomness" which is simply another form of the word that contains far less Awesimitude
Awesimitude by Forty_Seven June 9, 2008

awesmosis 

-noun

The movement of awesomeness from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.
Kevin was such a geek until he stated hanging out with James, the coolest kid in school. Then through the power of awesmosis Kevin became cool too.
awesmosis by RockStarMyke December 24, 2008

awesomopath 

(n) 1: One who is altered by awesomeness; 2: a person in possession of a variety of skills in extremely awesome proportions 3: being awesome such to a degree that is extreme, excessive, or markedly abnormal.
Q: A man who takes out the garbage without being asked and does his own laundry? Is he from another planet?

A: No, he's an awesomopath.
awesomopath by Kryket June 24, 2008
The shortened name of the fake robot played by Eric Cartman on South Park: The Awesomo 4000. This involved Eric assembling two big boxes, a blinking red light, and a false speaker and set of robotic eyes, along with the name across the "chest". This was in an attempt to get personal secrets out of Butters, the pathetic-sounding blonde kid.
Some of Cartman's Awesomo 4000 quotes:
-Weak!
-Lame!
-Awesomo does not understand.
-Awesomo will answer the door.
-Awesomo must rest his CPU!
-I am the Awesomo 4000.
-No asswipe! Get me down from here!
-Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl, but she turns out to be..a golden retriever.....or something.
-Suck my balls, Kyle.
-G**Dammit! I've got to find that videotape!
awesomo by Damyankee March 27, 2005
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