by Alex Quantashassle June 10, 2005
Spread it around. Like herpes at Woodstock.
Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "Alright... Let's just cool it a little... I don't think I'm asking for a lot. And I've already proven that you're not doing what you think you're doing. I just want to know who I aggregating behind my back to gather information on me."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Students in the library: what is that noise?
Me: that’s Verity laughing.
Students: wow! You have good awareity.
Me: that’s Verity laughing.
Students: wow! You have good awareity.
by DogYouLikeYouDoggedMe June 16, 2018
by Hates everybody January 7, 2019
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by Tvgee April 5, 2019
Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”
by DylpickeSky February 28, 2018
I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.
by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012