awakerbation

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

by fgdjbdkfn;p October 13, 2015