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a band made up of vampires and homosexuals, who like to play music that little girls will think is hardcore. their most famous song, 'the day we came out', is a power ballad in the style of the spice girls, about a fictional point in the future where they will all come out of the closet and look like nobs because they spend all their time laughing at gay people

they have stupid haircuts and shit tattoos, like a lot of their fans, and their lack of musical talent is matched only by their lack of genitals
hi we're avenged sevenfold, if you're a 7 year old girl you might think we're cool
by did you know that March 06, 2008
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I. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) A terrific band that receives very "little" praise from the rock fanbase. They are--with a doubt--metal/rock. Such songs, like Desecrate Through Reverence, or Clairvoyant Disease (their best songs), are considered to be metal.

II. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) An amazing band with unique guitar riffs. They are among the few rockbands nowadays that 'actually' know the definition of intense. The vast majority of their songs have quite a bit of originality and taste.

III. (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) Term for a childhood prodigy, whose talents and efforts are vaguely summarized as good.
I and II. - Jared Boucher: Hey, Jim... Have you ever heard of Avenged Sevenfold before?

Jim: I may have. Are they any good?

Jared Boucher: You bet.

III. - I hate that Avenged Sevenfold. He's not eeeeeveeeeeen gOoodz! Mhhhher! Nothing compares to Slipknot.
by Music Junkie 227 October 07, 2009
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An awesome band who just released a self-titled album and are going to be on the Rockstar Taste Of Chaos 2008 tour!!! You can also call them A7X
This is how Avenged Sevenfold got A7X...

M. Shadows(lead singer): Hey I got it! A is avenged, Seven is 7 and X is fold!

Why is X fold you may ask?
Well,

the world may never know
by xxrockisalivexx March 05, 2008
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A really horribly hard rock/glam metal band whose music bears no resemblance to hardcore punk, regular punk, or metalcore.
kid1: Hey look i'm so hardcore i saw avenged sevenfold live!!

kid2 (the smart one): no you're not you're a fucking poser
by scream13 August 16, 2006
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mainstream flamer band which is popular because of their overfamed song in Guitar Hero. This music is crap, they sing about bats and bibles and crap and their videos include strippers and hookers giving lap dances to the band. what the fuck is that supposed to mean? the band members wear makeup and dress like didofags. this band is full of sellouts who are in the music industry primarily for the bills and maybe the acknowledgment of twelve year olds all around the USA. a perhaps equally gay band is trivium.
avenged sevenfold is a band for people with vaginas in their ears
by teddy wallace November 14, 2007
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A band which originated from Orange County, CA. As of now they have a bare able tone to the music and just awful lyrics.However, the fans of the proclaimed, "best band ever," are extremely ignorant. Many claim to be tough but are actually full of hubris. If you don't know what hubris is you are most likely one of the 12 year old fans that the band has adapted.

Most people heard a song at the end of the popular game( even more popular than the band) Call of Dudy: Black ops 2. So that is where the 12 year old fans come from.
Ignorant fan:" hey reject, you should check out avenged sevenfold"

Me:"oh you know, I would but, I would rather not have meaningless, mumbling, lyrics yelled at me through my headphones"
by A good music lover December 01, 2013
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The first time I saw this bands' video (on MTV,coincidentally...),I truly,truly though they were a fake band.
Seriously,I though they were a rip on all these lame glam metal revitalists (Bullets And Octane anyone?),kind of a Spinal Tap for the emo generation.
But,no,they are a REAL band. Aww,man...a rip on themselves.
Good grief,how could anybody claim this band are anything but hilarious?
Watch their "Sease The Day" video for a laugh.
ME: "HaHA,I love Avenged Sevenfold,they're such a great comedy band."
RandomStranger:"Err...dude,they're a real band."
ME:"NO....FUCKING....WAY"
by bandanasarerad October 17, 2006
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