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Antonaut 

The antonym of "Juggernaut".

The proverbial nickname of the "Big Brother" type entity that was surreptitiously halted as "Deus Ex Machina", or "Act of God", in the early part of 21st Century Earth history.

Alternate definitions include:

a) Grasp-44 - an exacerbated "Catch-22".

b) The Arbitrarily Appearing Gunman Paradox - unilateral "suicidality" upward momentum.

c) Granite Grave or "Slate-Face" - a result of "Tabula Rasa" "reasoning" (or the "school" of "imbecility").
Example use: "Hey Mary; look, it's a slug, it's a leaf . . . no, it's the 'Antonaut'. Haha, retard."
Antonaut by Overlord0 August 23, 2016

autonaturally 

Contraction of "automatic" and "naturally". Used to describe natural or habitual functions.
Salespeople autonaturally try to sell you on something, even when they are just calling for tech support!
autonaturally by Earthmonkey January 5, 2007

automautical 

Having to do or pertaining to travel by land over a route accessible to and suitable for a typical, manually driven, automobile
As the crow files she was only two hundred miles away, but with the airports snowed in I was looking at three times in automautical miles.
automautical by Old Ya Ka May 9, 2018

autoautosexual 

The sexuality where a person is attracted to themselves as a Car from the movie Cars.

Etymology: auto- (Car) auto- (self) sexual (sexual)
"Did you see Greg's DeviantArt illustration of himself as a Car from the movie Cars?"
"Yeah. I think he's autoautosexual."
autoautosexual by norcaroa September 18, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026