automuling 

Resisting change and resisting moving forward no matter how insane the consequences.

Elinor understands the mule effect when trying to change other people's minds. People dig their heels in and refuse to budge during an argument. But automuling seems a bit strange, especially when resisting change that can help you move forward results in nasty consequences

automuling by fetsiboomsticks July 15, 2009

autocullingus 

It is the art of performing cullingus to one's self.
Basically a woman that performs oral sex on their own vagina.

Opposite to a man that'll perform autofellatio

I was looking up porn on the Internet when I caught a girl doing autocullingus to herself. It was awesome!

autocullingus by AtDaBomb May 6, 2008

autolingo 

A google extension that completes your Duolingo that is assigned for homework instantly

I have to complete 1000 xp for homework and haven’t started it when it’s due tonight, good thing there’s autolingo

autolingo by WhyDoINotLike March 13, 2022

autocullingus  

It is the art of performing cullingus to one's self.
Basically a woman that performs oral sex on their own vagina.

Opposite to a man that'll perform autofellatio.

I was looking up porn on the Internet when I caught a girl doing autocullingus to herself.

autocullingus by AtDaBomb May 7, 2008

automating

combination of "auto-" meaning "self-" and "mating" meaning "having intercourse"; synonim for masturbation
Taken from an xkcd comic strip no. 1319.

I'm so tired of this task I have to do every day. I tried automating, but I ended up only losing a lot of time.

automating by wowitshardtogetauniquenick February 28, 2014

automingle 

to Masturbate

Your friend travels to work alone for a week in an empty town with his girlfriend/ wife; you ask him were you doing all the day over there? He says: "I did a lot of automingling"

You see a hot chick in the bar, but couldn't get her phone number; to head back home and automingle!

automingle by Dominater121 May 26, 2016