Autochthon American 

The original people of the “Americas” (A-Mu-Rica), but not the Mongoloid people we see as “Native Americans” today, these people were black people, black people are the original Native Americans, but they were before the “so called” Native Americans, so therefore they’re called the “Autochthon Americans”, one known example is the Luzia Woman.

Student:“Who were the first Native Americans?”

Teacher:“No, who the Autochthon Americans, and they were Black people.”

Autochthon American by Mbwa April 14, 2022

autochronocoitus 

The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.

Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.

autochronocoitus by rectaculus March 5, 2009

autochronophilia 

psychological disorder in which a time traveling person experiences a sexual preference for oneself in the time frame different than the time he or she used time machine.

Dude1: Dude2, I just found out that I'm Autochronophiliac!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!

autochronophilia by 5thfloor October 27, 2009

autochondriac

one who is always afraid something is wrong with his/her car. They will ask any passenger, "do you smell that, is that my car?" "What's that noise? Is something wrong?"

Jen is such an autochondriac she has her mechanic on speed dial and makes him 'listen' to the sounds her car is 'making.'

autochondriac by BountifulBeauty July 9, 2009

Autochrondick 

Automatic nonstop boner from smoking chronic weed.

I got autochrondick immediately after smoking this chronic pot. Fuck viagra smoke pot!

Autochrondick by Spacegnome April 29, 2023

Autochondriac

A person who always thinks or "know" there is something wrong with their automobile i.e. truck, car or suv.

That is a normal vehicle sound, stop being such an autochondriac

Autochondriac by Handslee August 21, 2025