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conversational auto pilot 

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them
an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,

Auto Pilot

When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.
"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."
Auto Pilot by Ima Goodstudent July 24, 2012

auto pilot

when someone is preoccupied with the things that they are doing that they will obey any given order
During hari raya my aunt shake hands with her son when she is about to leave not realising she dont have to. She's on auto pilot.
auto pilot by hsgayt September 5, 2011

auto pilot

The moment where your body takes over during sexual intercourse and you cannot stop thrusting.
I was banging some sloot last night without a condom. I wanted to pull out but I was on auto pilot... I hope I'm having a boy.

Psychological Auto Pilot 

a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:

because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...

Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"

"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"

You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."

auto pilot

When some one is so drunk that they are a ass clown and ignorant. Then they wake up and don't remember any thing! Also known as pulling a Josh!
Josh got so drunk last night that he went on auto pilot and called all the grils bitche$.
auto pilot by Joshua December 29, 2003