Austin's

Best guy you could ever ask for. Expresses emotions, teases the girls he likes, but when you like him back, he's a romantic, usually blond, and the guy who treats you like an angel.

Go get your self some Austin's girls!

Austin's by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020

Austin's Icy Hot Challenge 

A very painful experience where a guy, either alone with a group of at least 3 friends, takes a good amount of Icy Hot in there hand and applies it on there genitals, then you see who can stand it the longest before someone go try to get it off.

" I tried, Austin's Icy Hot Challenge, last night. It felt like the devil was roasting my ball sack"

Austin's Icy Hot Challenge by SirSaucy July 10, 2012

Austin's Mom

The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.

My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.

Austin's Mom by Dreypeve December 23, 2009

Austin's Dick 

A great boyfriend, better than Austin even though It was 5 inches smaller than I expected I can still peg him. Super tiny which is good for easy penetration but not so good when you sucky sucky on the small stick.It is like being blindfolded when you see Austins dick. From one gay boy to another I'm lucky to have Austins Dick as a boyfriend.

Girl 1: I sucked Austin's Dick last night.
Girl 2:Could you see it?
Girl 1: Nah, it was like being blindfolded

Austin's Dick by MatttyBRaps May 14, 2019

Austin's sperm 

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

Austin's sperm by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Austin's Law 

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

Austin's Law by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

austin's mind 

There is nothing going on in there

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind

austin's mind by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017