Skip to main content

Lolus Auditus 

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
Lolus Auditus mug front
Get the Lolus Auditus mug.
See more merch

auditurrets

A disorder that affects corporate America whereby the person suffering will, during an audit, blurt out unnecessary information to an auditor to show that they have complete knowledge of any and all related (or unrelated) subject matter. Instead of answering a question posed by an auditor with a one or two word answer, the person suffering from the disease will explain in lengthy detail any related process thereby making the auditor more suspicious and causing more audit work.
Auditor: How many times did Bill go on travel this year?

Correct Answer: Two.

Auditurrets Answer: Well, he took 12 trip and we paid for all of those trips at first, but once we found out he took his boyfriend to work on the job in Hawaii, we started realizing that we shouldn't have been paying for all of those trips and so we conducted our own internal audit where we found that Bill was not the only one that had been using company funds to pay for family trips so we had to go back and adjust our rates to make up for all of the things we missed on the first time around, but needless to say this situation has been corrected now and we've got it all back under control because we've created an addendum to the travel policy to make sure that it's clear that you cannot take family members or other friends on travel, well, that we will pay for... So I guess they could still take them on travel to the same spot, but we wouldn't pay for it this time. Anyway, after everything was corrected, we only ended up paying for two of Bill's trips. So...two.
auditurrets by HI 5-0 August 19, 2009

Auditistic 

Someone who enjoys listening to shitty music genres
People who like country music are pretty auditistic
Auditistic by Don Kedik July 13, 2017

Auditusexual

A person being attracted to vocals of someone
"Oh so you are only attracted only to persons voice? You must be auditusexual!"
Auditusexual by Wendigo November 14, 2021
somione whio camyt type trinygn to tyoe “audios” butt failuinhg miseravly
AY, BEGINCÉ, YOU STILL MAKINGH SOMGS? I NEED SOMR AUDIOUS FOR MY SWAG VIDEO”
“i neemd audious for me compliatinon”
audious by me asf May 23, 2021

un-able-to-cap-aditus 

The unability to cap or win verbal fights. Symptoms include when one thinks about what he/she is going to say for months and then saying them with horrible results, they make no logical sense what so ever, very common in young males named Derek. Up close these individuals may as well show some symptoms of retardation. If you have this disease it is highly unlikely you will win a verbal fight against someone the age of 3 or older.
Good thing that dumb fool is not on the debate team. He has a serious case of un-able-to-cap-aditus.

mortgage audits online company reviews 

Mortgage Audits Online is one of those companies that ensures that homeowners are not cheated by the bank or their lenders. They have a team of professionals ready to help you find out whatever error you suspect in your mortgage loan account. It is, therefore, necessary to give a broad explanation of what mortgage is and how we can help.
Owning a home is a part of the American ideal for many people. Getting a mortgage is just one of the many procedures that most Americans must take to become homeowners.
mortgage audits online company reviews