Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.

*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*

Audibly blind by PartTimeShotCaller June 1, 2020

Audibly Laughing

A grown up, and arguably less annoying way of saying "lol."

Bill: That was hilarious! I'm audibly laughing.
Susan: So... you just laughed out loud? You know that's what "lol" means, right?
Bill: Yeah, but we're adults.

Audibly Laughing by uz3l4c July 26, 2015

audibly gay 

soo gay that you can hear the homosexaulity in their voice.

if I can hear your sexuality through the phone you are audibly gay.

audibly gay by bumblefuckthegreat February 16, 2023

call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.

I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.

call an audible by joe user October 19, 2004

bathroom audible 

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

bathroom audible by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

audible 

To make an unexpected last minute, decision. This definition is derived from its meaning in football.

Cara pulled an audible and called in sick to work.

audible by Susie Y May 14, 2005

Audible 

An amazon company that pays many medium sized youtubers to promote them, such as Jacksfilms and JonTron. Known for being at the end of many videos and the butt of many jokes.

Alternate Ending to Romeo and Juliet
Before Romeo dies, he leans over Juliette's body and whispers in her ear
"Audible has over 150,000 books"

Audible by rAz February 9, 2015