by Putingrad September 19, 2003
Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.
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