At least

In reference to the amount of children British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has fathered

Joe: *typing* how many children does Boris Johnson have?
Wikipedia: at least six

At least by Beezlebub bab October 11, 2020

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

at least buy me dinner first by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

At Least There's Toast 

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

At Least There's Toast by Eurkos November 12, 2012

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

at least it can't get any worse

Something you say right before things get a lot worse.

Man: "My mom just died. Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
*Gets hit by an 18-wheeler*

at least it can't get any worse by A Fish Out Of Water April 12, 2016

At least 6

The appropriate answer to anything relating to value of any kind. Can be used despite the context. Normally said even though the answer is below at least 6.

(To be spoken soos 'n boet )
Greg: That's a lekker car my boetie... what did it cost?
Shapranth: At least 6

At least 6 by Disciple of GavGav June 6, 2018

At least it's not semen. 

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

At least it's not semen. by Tits October 2, 2007