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Astroid Ass 

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

astropiss 

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground
Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.
astropiss by JohnathanB September 25, 2008

astrodidous 

could mean many different things, depending on the use of the word
-atrotious
-horendous
-amazing
-Fantasticin purple pen
Wow, Bobby, ya face is so astrodidous. in a bad way
astrodidous by Kailabeth. April 10, 2009
Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high
Astrocide by Timopher October 31, 2020
A person, usually a woman, who believes almost all, if not all, human personality and behavior is dictated by the position of celestial bodies.
Lauren said I’m a Gemini because I called her retarded, that bitch is astropilled.

“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”

“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”
Astropill by Astrobros November 23, 2020

astropilot

To have doggie-style position sex (with lubrication) where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as Free-Style Doggie-Style.
She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.
astropilot by Therendy November 5, 2007