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Astronaut High School

Place where all the girls inna relationship flirt with other dudes, people walk around with spikes on there neck yet we can't wear hats teachers fuck students and delusion sheep's think relationships will last. Seems totally fake right? Only thing fake is makeup, eye lashes, hair, boobs, ass, "god", lips, relationships and personalities
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Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.
Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

Astronaut Highschool

Welcome to the “A” where hoes have sex near the auditorium and always wanna have “beef” but not fade about it. Where nobody knows anybody unless your somebody. Where girls walk around the hallways stomping clapping and singing annoyingly (the cousins) but nobody fucks with them because everybody ducks with them. Where big bitches wanna fight lil girls and act tough until I wanna fade and duck off. Where administrators don’t care about the students until something happens and the mulllet boys are finally cutting there mullets off. Where girls get abortions like they change their underwear. Lol welcome to Astro.
“Don’t you go to astronaut highschool??”
Yea surprised I haven’t unalived myself”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026