Artingstall

Somewhere roaming the hills of northern England is the nomadic Artingstall tribe, they wander from town to town and from village to village dominating with their sexual prowess and witty humour. These are doubtlessly the coolest people to set foot on the British isles.

Guy 1) "Hey, my extremely hot girlfriend just left me to go home with that guy"

Guy 2) "Yeah it happens, he's an Artingstall"

Guy 1) "Oh.... Ok, I dont blame her.

Artingstall by Phillip3112 July 14, 2010

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astinguished

When you grab a bird and stretch its neck out so that it honks when it yells.

I took my pet bird Jerry to the vet to get astinguished.

astinguished by THE REAL Richard November 15, 2017

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Astingilongis • Artingstall • astingish • astinguished

Astingilongis

A person that laughs too hard and scares someone else

OMG KALIAHS ASTINGILONGIS SCARES ME

Astingilongis by Astingilongis October 16, 2020

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Astingilongis

A person whose laugh scares somebody else

KALIAHS astingilongis scares me

Astingilongis by Astingilongis October 16, 2020

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astingish

Astingish, I’m Latvian but the words not finished

Need a fire extinguisher, never Agringisher cos the Marge been Astingish.

astingish by Astingish January 27, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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