asterix 

Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.

Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.

asterix by Laser Potato October 16, 2008

Alterextion 

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

Alterextion by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

astereotypical nerd 

Someone who fits the nerd description in that the person in question is socially inept and has obscure interests, however he/she does not have the typical nerd appearance. Instead, he/she is fairly attractive and doesn't scream nerd right away.

-You see that girl over there?
-Yeah, she's hot!
-She's also the owner of the most popular Star Wars RPG online.
-Wow... talk about your astereotypical nerd!

astereotypical nerd by Almighty Doomed Guardian of Doom April 21, 2005

astrex 

very hot dark handsome tall guy

damn thats smokin hot is that astrex

astrex by astrexa March 17, 2022

asterix and obelix

a lesbian gay couple who let there dog join in whenever they are feeling quirky

hey lets hang out with Asterix and obelix

asterix and obelix by big man french boy June 9, 2023

Asterix 

Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.

"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"

Asterix by darthsith19 November 30, 2009

Asterix 

Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.

Asterix loves everyone

Asterix by abolishthegreenapples May 24, 2021