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assyrian car wash 

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.

Assyrian Girl 

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
Assyrian Girl by nahrina October 5, 2009
is the region that corresponds to modern northern Iraq, native to the semitic speaking Assyrian people
Ninveh is the heartland of Assyria
Assyria by Assur April 22, 2009

Assyrian 

Racially, Assyrians -- like most Middle Eastern people -- are classified as Caucasian.

The Assyrians look quite similar to Southern Europeans (Greeks, Italians, Maltese, etc) and also Persian people. So they are Mediterranean.

Most Assyrians are fair-skinned. Though, there are lots that are olive and dark-skinned. Mediterranean
Lighter Assyrians are found in Northern Iraq/Turkey.

Darker ones are found in the south of Iraq.
Assyrian by Boardwalk July 16, 2009

Assyrian 

The nationality that i am. A race of super sexy middle easterns that are all some how related that know everyone as cousins.
Assyrian:Whatup cousin!!!111
Me: Dude i dont even know you, but your still probably my cousin so SUP!
Assyrian by Sotel April 27, 2005

asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.
Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...
asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010