assweep 

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.

I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.

assweep by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007

assweeble 

One who weeble's the ass.

David Roth is an assweeble.

assweeble by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003

Ahsweepay 

"It's not pronounced Asswipe, it's Ahsweepay". Refers to rich proud snobs.

This line was first used in SNL, circa 1993.

Dude, those 90210 kids are so ahsweepay, it makes me sick.

Ahsweepay by Xpanse CGI June 7, 2011

Assleep 

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

Assleep by Case Face September 3, 2007

assweed 

A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.

You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!

assweed by Boudewijn November 4, 2003

Assdeep

A person who’s generally cool to hang out with but beware when he gets turned on, he goes full ass deep inside you.

I was chillin with Assdeep when he looked at me funny, bent me down and went ass deep.

Assdeep by Lolgetrektm8i8i August 27, 2019

Asswelp

Person who has an ass where their head should be, only the word welp is used because it sounds more badass.

You my good man, are an asswelp.

Asswelp by Lsdgssdafgdfsdfs July 25, 2009