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A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.
"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"
by crushschmoe April 05, 2009
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The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
by Gearls October 28, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. An idiot.

2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"

3. A more severe version of "foof."
"Don't be such an asswedge."
by Ranger77 August 23, 2006
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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