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This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass
How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.
Asswards by Hernux April 24, 2011
Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.
Assward by bretfort October 3, 2008
a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans
Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.
asswad by Mr Lee December 23, 2006
Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "
The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.
asswad by blowhole138 December 3, 2007

Douchey Asswad 

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche
That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...
Douchey Asswad by bigggslim March 16, 2011

asswaddle 

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.
"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"