Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

Asswad by Hazard October 23, 2003

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Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

Asswards by Hernux April 24, 2011

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Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

Assward by bretfort October 3, 2008

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a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

asswad by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

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Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

asswad by blowhole138 December 3, 2007

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A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

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An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

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