combination of ass and nasty. When just one won't do, both have an overall
Dropping the lollipop on the bathroom floor was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY
by bread infection October 22, 2005
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a combination of ass and nasty, could even be pronounced basra’s if you’re feeling risky.
man, that stick of butter was straight ASSTY

these are some NASTASS noodles
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A combination of the words Ass and Nasty, used in place or emphasis of the adjective "Nasty Ass."
Dude, that's nasty ass... That's ASSTY.
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That nastiest person you can think of Jack! and something that is horribly fucked up or completely disgusting that it makes you vomit thinking about it or dropping dead looking at it.
That rusian ass fucker at school is Jack-assty!
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The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son
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