Asstrovert 

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts

Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.

Asstrovert by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019

asstote 

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

Asstrovert 

Someone who shames people for being an introvert and just saying they are something along the lines of "Friendless assholes" and just being an asshole themselves

Mister man: Mister Man 2 is an Asstrovert!

Asstrovert by Iancraftian April 4, 2021

Asstrovert 

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)

Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?

Asstrovert by IT'SGONNABEYUGE! May 16, 2016

asstowel 

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

asstowel by Legallywasted August 14, 2014

assover 

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008

asslover27 

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

asslover27 by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023