asstity
That party last night was crazy! I lost my asstity, received a hairy falls, and had woodpecker sex with a Columbian escort in a Best Buy!
asstity by MadamHarrietHandledong August 4, 2010
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Asstity Belt
A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."
Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009
Related Words
asstity • Asstity Belt • asstit • asstitties • asstitude • asstifying • asstitician • asstittitastic • Astitya • Bad Asstitude
dumb-assity
my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!
dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009
asstits
When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.
asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005
asstitician
asstitician by Larry123c May 1, 2005
Bad Asstitude
Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !
"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"
"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"
"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"
Bad Asstitude by Dansdude June 13, 2014
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