That party last night was crazy! I lost my asstity, received a hairy falls, and had woodpecker sex with a Columbian escort in a Best Buy!
by MadamHarrietHandledong August 04, 2010
Get the asstitymug. A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."
by mardonna April 08, 2009
Get the Asstity Beltmug.