asstity 

Keeping your ass virginity intact. Or your "ass chastity."

That party last night was crazy! I lost my asstity, received a hairy falls, and had woodpecker sex with a Columbian escort in a Best Buy!

asstity by MadamHarrietHandledong August 4, 2010

Asstity Belt 

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009

Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.

When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again

Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

dumb-assity 

The audacity of the dumbass.

my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!

dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009

asstits 

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

asstitician 

Someone who takes it up the ass for a living.

Dougs mom is an asstitician

asstitician by Larry123c May 1, 2005

Bad Asstitude 

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

Bad Asstitude by Dansdude June 13, 2014