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1.
When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.
Man that bitch has some huge asstits!
by Burn my legs June 07, 2005
 
2.
An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.
Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!
by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
 
3.
1.an ass that closlet resembles tits
2.use it randomly or for every reason mad happy etc.
1.that guy has ass tits
2. you make a shot in basketball then you say ass tits
by jumping tree October 11, 2007
 
4.
Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)
"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."
by Tim February 28, 2003
 
5.
Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.
The woman fell down the stairs breaking her neck. Thank God, because she had terrible ugly ass tits.
by funnykid87 November 10, 2009
 
6.
saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples
Wow look at that fat guy's ass tits!!
by Peggy Gabel April 14, 2008
 
7.
Mis-spelling of "aztec". Can be used intentionally, as an insult towards the Aztec people or someone named Aztec.
"C'mon man, let's get to Asstit!"

"Yo, what's up, Asstit?"
by Shorwiam October 06, 2008