asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

by hroomba May 18, 2006

asstatoe

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass

Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

asstatoe

A potato that looks like a fucking ass

Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016