Alex Rodriguez, "A-Rod"
Ass-Rod is a pansy and used to be Jeter's lover.
by YankeeHater March 14, 2007
one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious
All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.
by the masked poet April 10, 2008
Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.
man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.
by New York Yank-these August 05, 2013
Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'
by F. Johnston August 09, 2007
A word derived from "ass wad" mistaken by Laur for ass wad a rod inserted into the ass.
Veriation of ass hole

They are being gay ass rods
by beep bop boop March 01, 2004

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