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I was doing a school report on anal rape for my graphical studies class, so I googled assrapist for images to cite. But all I saw were skyscrapers!
assrapist by Spleen the Bloody October 18, 2008
Andrew Lee
Located at Tullamoor Inn
Andy: "I am going to ass rape you!"
Andy's grandma: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Andy: "oh too late"
assrapist by DavioGrimmy July 10, 2004

Assclapistan 

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.
Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.
Assclapistan by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

assraping 

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.
Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?
assraping by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015

Asstatistic 

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

Assramistan 

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.
I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.