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A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.
Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.
by Andrew Werlinger November 06, 2006
One whos ass region resembles that of a sassquach, so as to say, they have an exceedingly hairy ass.
Beware the mooning of the assquach
by Steveblah July 31, 2006