ass picker

one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.

stinking with finger stuck in it a rectum is an ass picker

by Zaitsev September 8, 2006

ass picker

a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut butter n does not wipe his or her ass completely, allowing 4 peanut butter dingle berry's 2 form.

when naveed's ass itches he picks at it making him an ass picker

by erik packer November 6, 2007

ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

by KillerMongaloid November 4, 2009

Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 23, 2022