assnarc 

A person who walks pigeon-toed and has experience with their left hand.

Marra is such an assnarc. Look at her walking down the hall with her god damn toes pointed in. What an assnarc.

assnarc by JimmyJuliani January 10, 2009

assarcisstic 

One who loves his/her own arse

Federico is so assarcisstic, cant stop showing off that man arse!

assarcisstic by Sam Stout December 30, 2015