assnarc Share definition Flag A person who walks pigeon-toed and has experience with their left hand. Marra is such an assnarc. Look at her walking down the hall with her god damn toes pointed in. What an assnarc. assnarc by JimmyJuliani January 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the assnarc mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch