A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

assmuffin by Jon November 28, 2003

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assmouth

Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.

Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks

assmouth by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

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assmouthavitis

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.

Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.

assmouthavitis by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004

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