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A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.
I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
by Jacob Ritz October 03, 2005
One who spreads and/or promotes ass.
Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.
by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003
A derogitory term, an insult.
"You are an ass monger."
by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 03, 2003
A person that inclines someone to be an ass.
Thanks to you I'm pissed off. You are such an ass monger
by Jacob Trigoboff August 24, 2006
A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
by fuckpshitscockp January 13, 2007
Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
Someone who mongs for ass
Nickopo became an Ass monger on 90/1/03
by Ikarasu September 01, 2003