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noun used by Steven Stifler from American Pie 1 & 2, and American Wedding. It's similiar to a person who likes gapage (anal sex) or anything inserted into their rectum.
"Happy Fuck Day, Assmo!" - Stifler
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n. A person who inserts foriegne objects into a cows anal cavity.

v. Using force to give a cow anal pleasure.
n. "You are such an assmo Eric"

v. "Did you try to assmo him John"
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someone who likes things insertded into there ractom or another name for deushbag, basically.
That guy is such an assmo
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