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Noun. 1. When a kilt-wearing steampunk needs to take a piss, and some candy-coated dandy lectures them about their historical inaccuracy. This is usually punctuated by tea-bagging their face . . . usually with a lifted kilt and facial rebuttal.

2. The very tendency of said candy-coated dandy, who is lecturing on historical authenticity, because they have an ENTIRE Kraken shoved right up their under-carriage. See rumbletaint for more.
Good LORD that damn pair . . . the one with the face? He has SERIOUS case of ASSMCKRAKEN!!!

Did you see that pompous ass? After he critiqued my buttons I gave him a SERIOUS ASSMCKRAKEN!!!
by ACountNamedSlick-Brass November 25, 2010
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