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The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

assmath by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."
I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.
assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004

assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assmachine 

someone programme solely for the love of the ass
dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!
assmachine by assmachine July 15, 2003

Assmothermia 

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.
Assmothermia by Transportgooru February 10, 2010
The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.
John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass
AssBath by LolMan March 11, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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