asslep

Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows

I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.

by antleemom May 13, 2011

Asslep

asslep- to jump from being seated on your butt to your feet.

John was sitting criss cross on the floor than asslep to get up so he could get food.

by pwillthetrill February 20, 2019