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Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows
I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.
by antleemom April 22, 2011

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