Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019

Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"

1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.

Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023

ass kissing 

To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass.

Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing.

ass kissing by Pavelski8 September 17, 2006

Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.

Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"

Assassingasm by Torphius March 5, 2009

ass kissing 

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“brooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

ass kissing by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

ass kissing 

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

ass kissing by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019