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ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.
Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009
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Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004
Askia is an omnipotent black male with many powers. He is enlightened and filled with great intelligence and wisdom beyond his years, yet he knows how to have a good time, let loose, and act foolish with his "hood rat" friends that will try to act thug for fun even though they know they white as hell. Askia Is also very horny and constantly searching for his beautiful white girl to sweep off their feet and show them a good time. Askia can go all night and is great in bed. Even though he's promiscuous he knows when to tone it down and be sentimental even though he may make a wise crack here or there to break up the emotional, real stuff. But you'll laugh anyway since he's so funny
I hooked up with Askia last night. Now I need a wheel chair because I can't walk.
askia by Nagg December 24, 2014
The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble
Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia
Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009
Name used for cute, petite and sweet women.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.

Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.
- "My girlfriend's name is Assia."
- "Aww.. Every man needs an Assia."
Assia by The cute girl July 7, 2016