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assinole 

Noun- originating from a professor of pharmacy who could not pronounce the word "ethanol." it was later adapted by students into a term to describe a "jerk."

Originally: Furss u have to mezzer the assinole.
Translation: First you have to measure the ethanol.
Friend 1-Yo! I just leveled my mage to level 70 in WOW! He's got 5000 attack power now and legendary armor!

Friend 2-No one cares bro.

Friend 1-Assinole...
assinole by The Real Philly July 25, 2008

assanology 

A person who study different part of a ass or like to eat it
I’m a assanology can I take a look at your ass
assanology by Milo_s September 25, 2020

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli 

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.
Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys

Assinoun 

a hybridized "word" composed of two existing nouns created by a marketing guru to entice consumers to believe a new science based product has become available. These are easily identified by the hyphen and of course the Trademarking.
New assinouns: Stabili-Track, Acti-lift Technology, Vita-niacin Complex, Kera-Fibre Complex. The advertisers want me to think of four wheel drive, laundry detergent, face cream and mascarra when I hear them.
Assinoun by Jazzman1958 December 14, 2010

assiologist 

Someone in the workplace who is specialised in ass-kissing of his superiors and is making their way up the ranks by mastering the art of ass-kissing. Term coined by Dounyaazad
Oh ! your manger became the Deputy of the GM.

Yes , he is an experienced assiologist .
The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep
We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.
Assinosis by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015