2 definitions by The Real Philly

assinole

Noun- originating from a professor of pharmacy who could not pronounce the word "ethanol." it was later adapted by students into a term to describe a "jerk."

Originally: Furss u have to mezzer the assinole.
Translation: First you have to measure the ethanol.

Friend 1-Yo! I just leveled my mage to level 70 in WOW! He's got 5000 attack power now and legendary armor!

Friend 2-No one cares bro.

Friend 1-Assinole...

by The Real Philly March 2, 2008

shazzam

Verb- To defecate solid feces, to poop, to take a s***, to do number 2
Noun- A really heinous poo

That food from mr foo's chinese place is making me have to shazzam.
There's a rumbly in my tummy... I feel a shazzam coming on.

by The Real Philly March 2, 2008