assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004

Assification

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

by XpideR G August 6, 2009

assification

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009

Assif

A super nice mother who is also kind of a loser. They are still kinda cool though

Omg you are such an Assif 🤪

by I bet you don’t know who I am April 25, 2022

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010